“Taking a woman’s virginity” If you think about how that sounds for a second, don’t you think it’s all very medieval and laughable?
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I will flog anything you want me to. Here, have my soul for £100, because the microwave broke last week.
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October to December each year is a massive drain on my wallet.
I drink, I smoke and I treat my body like it’s something I found in a gutter and I am okay with that. I will die before you, but God, I will have had a shitload of fun.
Don’t tell me that Alice Evans didn’t realise that a sleazy fuck in a bathroom with an ugly, overweight producer wouldn’t have helped grease the wheels for her boyfriends career.
He’s a real Man. You could imagine him chopping wood in the snow and having a glass of whisky to warm up after (in my fantasy we live in a log cabin in Alaska and have no heating so we have to shag to keep warm).