Fuck off with your glitter, or your sparkly confetti, or the tiny metallic hearts. No one over the age of six likes glitter.
Oh my God, I’ve got fat. And when I say fat, I don’t mean I am one of those women who is lamenting over the tiniest hint of a muffin… Read more Things I’ve Noticed Since Getting Fat →
This meme made my teeth itch yesterday. It really got on my nerves because it (along with about fifteen other similar ones saying how great and empowered women are) was… Read more International Women’s Day Gets On My Tits →
I should have gender issues, according to many experts these days. I don’t at all. I have a vagina and I am a woman. But when I was a little… Read more Gender Confusion →
“I came across this blog after I saw a link on Twitter and felt like I had to say my piece. It’s not about proving that you can read. Participating… Read more “You will never catch me, you Italian bastard” and other shitty things →
World book day has infact fucked off in my house, now that my son is in secondary school. It fucked off along with the lunchbox police (lunch is now a red… Read more World Book Day Can Fuck Off →
“Oh no – my husband won’t be having any anesthetic for that root canal. We would prefer it if he did it the natural way” – said no woman, ever.… Read more Get To Fuck Simon, Where’s Your Uterus? →
I am getting a bit pissed off with this blogging thing. This site never started out as a blog, and to me, it still isn’t. It’s just somewhere handy to… Read more Successful Bloggers are Fucking Cunts →