“Yaaaaaaay, hot tub!” Yells the rest of party gathered for Carol’s 50th.
Everybody merrily strips off and jumps in.
But not me.
You see, I know something about Carol and her husband John that the others don’t: They are swingers.
Swingers who like to do very rude things in their hot tub and film it.
And then put it on the internet.
I found this out when Carol asked for my help in uploading videos to a website.
“Just a few clips of John and I and our friends” she breezily informed me as she gave me the website URL to upload them to. It turned out to be a private swingers site and my eyes were well and truly opened that evening.
The next day, I popped round to Carol’s house to show her that I had up loaded the videos and how to access them. She was making bacon sandwiches and asked if I wanted one. I couldn’t get one scene where John was fellating an elderly gentleman on the counter where she was cutting the bread out of my head, so I politely declined.
“Why don’t you come along next time?” Said Carol as I was leaving.
“Oh, um, no. Not really my thing”I replied as I backed out of the door.
“Well, it’s my birthday next weekend, we are having a few friends over, come to that!”
So that’s how I ended up at her 50th birthday party.
Her 50th birthday swingers party, that I only realised was a swingers party when people started stripping totally naked to get in the hot tub.
And when a couple in their 60s with an uncanny resemblance to my best friends parents asked me if I wanted to “play” with them.
“No. No thank you. Oh gosh, is that the time? I really have to go, happy birthday Carol.”
All I could think about for days after was how do you clean cum and other bodily fluids out of a hot tub?
Never ever go in a hot tub, because you never know what people like Carol and John get up to in them.